R train blues

I'm heading out to my show Radio Mara Mara tonight, and have the misfortune of riding the yellow trains from Brooklyn to NYC.

Here's a glimpse.

The cover girl is my super hero. I mean c'mon, I would lose an eye.

And eating on the train is one thing, maybe a to-go coffee, but what the hell does this woman have going on here? Also it smells. And it's been going on a good twenty minutes. And she just opened up another tupperware.